His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just high enough for therapy.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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