Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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