That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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