I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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