I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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