so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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