i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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