So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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