...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My nipple is on Facebook.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Can I color on your dick again?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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