real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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