i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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