We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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