I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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