you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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