I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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