On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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