I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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