Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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