I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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