you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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