I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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