Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
