windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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