Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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