You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
As shirtless as possible
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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