Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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