Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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