Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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