Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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