Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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