Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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