I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
