woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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