As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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