so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So here I am, sexting at work.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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