He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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