I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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