Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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