and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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