Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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