Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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