Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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