Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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