is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
literally had 100 drinks last night.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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