Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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