just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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