windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's just like the Real World with babies
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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