Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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