It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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