So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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